帕克教授送狗遭拒

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Good morning, Mr. Professor. 早上好，教授先生。

One sugar, two cream coming up. 一份糖，两份奶油，马上就好。

Hey, what have you got there? 嘿，你那有什么？

I got a new friend here. 我这有个新朋友。

You want a dog? 你想要只狗吗？

I prefer cash. 我更喜欢现金。

It 它

would be a great guard dog for you. 会是你的好看门狗。

Guard dog to guard the hot dogs? 看门狗来看守热狗？

I don't think so. 我不这么认为。

I 我

don't think so either. 也不这么认为。

Seriously, man. 说真的，伙计。

Why 你

do you want dogs, huh? 为什么要狗呢，嗯？

Every day you have to walk him, feed him, 每天你都得遛它，喂它，

clean him, pick up the food. 给它清理，捡食物。

How many of these can I have for you? 这些我能给你多少？

On the house. 免费。

Who wants trouble? 谁想惹麻烦？

Yeah, you. 是啊，你。

Thank you, Jazz. 谢谢你，爵士。

My pleasure. 不客气。

Hey, any news? 嘿，有什么消息吗？

No. 没有。

Nobody came, nobody showed up, nobody called, nobody. 没人来，没人出现，没人打电话，没人。

Strange. 奇怪。

Yeah, really strange. 是啊，真奇怪。

Uh, 嗯，

give me a second. 等我一下。

Yeah, Kate 是啊，凯特

made up some flyers. 做了一些传单。

Put that up for me. 帮我贴起来。

Come on. 来吧。

All right, I put him up for you. 好的，我帮你贴了。

Oh, sweetheart, you are. 哦，亲爱的，你真是。

I know. 我知道。

Come on. 来吧。

He really likes being in the bag. 它真的很喜欢待在包里。

Thanks. 谢谢。

Professor, no dogs on the train. 教授，火车上不准带狗。