秋田犬不爱取物

字幕原文

Fetch? 捡球？

Fetch, right. 捡球，对吧。

I throw, he brings back. 我扔，他捡回来。

He won't do it. 他不会去捡的。

Not Akita's vodka. 不是秋田的伏特加。

They have something against fetching? 他们不喜欢捡球吗？

No, you want a dog 不，你想要一只狗

that fetches, you get a collie, you get a springer's pet. 会捡球的，你就养牧羊犬，或者史宾格犬。

You know how she's fine with me. 你知道她跟我相处得很好。

I'm okay. 我没事。

Well, good, because 嗯，很好，因为

Akitas are not into people, please. 秋田犬不亲人，拜托。

What are they into? 那他们喜欢什么？

He comes to the train 他来火车这里

because he has a special connection with y'all. 因为他跟你们有特殊的联系。

Hey, bud, 嘿，伙计，

go get that ball. 去把那个球捡回来。

Why would he do that? 他为什么要那么做？

For fun? 为了好玩吗？

For a cookie? 为了块饼干吗？

Because it'd make me happy, basically. 基本上，因为那会让我开心。

They can't be both. 他们不能两者兼得。

I'm Japanese, not American. 我是日本人，不是美国人。

Well, if he's going to fetch, 嗯，如果他要去捡球的话，

he'll do it for a very special reason. 他会为了一个非常特殊的原因才去做。