尼克闪电讲笑话

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Hey, Flash, want to hear a joke?

No!

Sure.

What do you call

a three-humped camel?

I don't

know.

What

do

you call a...

Three-humped camel.

Three-humped

camel.

Pregnant.

Yes, very funny, very funny.

Can we please just focus on the text?

Hey.

Wait, wait, wait.

Priscilla.

Oh, no.

Yes.

Flash.

What

do

you call a three-humped camel?

Pregnant.

Okay, great, we got it.

Three-humped.

Arrgh!

Yes,

yeah, yeah, yeah.

You...

Thank you!

Two nights of HDs are three.

Go.

It's registered to...

Tundratown Limo Service!

A limo to Godderton!

And the limo's in Tundratown!

It's in Tundratown!

Way to hustle, bud.

I love ya.

I owe ya.

Hurry!

We gotta beat the rush hour in.

It's night?

Closed.

Great.

Mm.

And I will betcha you don't have a warrant to get in.

Hmm?

Darn it.

It's a bummer.

You wasted the day on purpose.

Madam,

I have a fake badge.

I would never impede your pretend investigation.

It's not a pretend investigation.

Look, see?

See him?

This otter is missing.

Well, then they should have gotten a real cop to find him.

What is your problem?

Does seeing me fail somehow make you feel better about your own sad,

miserable life?

It does, 100%.

Now,

since you're

sans warrant,

I guess we're

done?

Fine.

We are done.

Here's your pen.